Smile, it will make you happy. I promise.

Verity Bray. 19. Southampton. I'll try to be witty but I cannot promise anything. I love the simple things. I like cats, I think i'll be a crazy cat lady. (:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

rainbowraconteur:

I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

crystallized-teardrops:

kim actually has a rly good body wow

just-some-preference-blog:

WHAT DID I JUST DISCOVER HOLY SHiT    Download Link [x]

babyferaligator:

vectoriuhh:

babyferaligator:

did you guys hear about the dude that got the entire left side of his body cut off?

he’s all right now

no he’s dead

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

crystallized-teardrops:

bitch swerve